Channel: Old Spice

Category: Comedy

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Description: Don’t ask your armpits who they want to be. Tell them who they should be with Old Spice Clinical. #SmellReadyForAnything Shop Old Spice Clinical Sweat Defense Antiperspirant: bit.ly/3qrt2c9 Subscribe to our YouTube: bit.ly/2rECRqh Twitter: bit.ly/2sxs69f Instagram: bit.ly/2sLkG1H When has life given you lemons? An unfounded study recently showed that only .01% of people have ever been given lemons by life. An even smaller number recall the very moment when life literally handed them lemons. What the unfounded and completely made up study did find however, is that 99% of people (everyone except for those on Papua New Guinea) had been given ads by life. In fact, the made up study showed that life be giving people ads constantly. And what was even more astounding was that all 6.8 billion people in this study posited that they much preferred when life gives them ads that featured the following words in no particular order: Sports, Old Spice, Peanut (singular), Space Age Shrimp Rock, Remy Hii, pickles, motor boats, but not boats, Clinical Soft Solid, expensive watches, [redacted], cheese puffs….the kind in the big clear jar (only if you hold them in your mouth and suck on them tho until it kinda hurts the roof of your mouth you know what I’m talking about?), souped up lawn mowers, Sweat Defense, catfish because dolphins and whales are played out tho 4 real, the euro step, extreme golfing (look it up), 26 karat gold, mozzarella sticks, and smart stuff. So in conclusion: Isaiah Mustafa.